Ok so the movie as a whole coulda been better... and they guy they chose for the lead role didn't suit it at all... but a damn good quote

Punisher
"Castle... go with god"

"God's gonna sit this one out!"


Ivan.. legless skeleton from HellBoy
"If i had legs i'd kick your ass"

that one just cracked me up lol


Spider-Man 1 (Green Goblin)
"But now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her, nice and slow...MJ and I.... we're gonna have a hell of a time"