sir texas sir.-texas? only steers and qurees come from texas. and u dont look much like a steer so now that kind of narows it down now dont it.

7.62 MM full metal jacket.

this is my rifel there are many like it but this onne is mine, i am useless without my rifel, my rifel is useless with out me. my rifel is not a tool, it is a friend.

if i die in the combat zone, box me up and ship me home. lay my metals apon my cheast and tell my mama i done my best.

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."

gotta love full metal jacket