"Centipede: I wanna escape from Spiker and Sponge.
Earthworm: Escape? To where? We'll all be squashed and swotted and swooshed.
Grasshopper: No one's going to swoosh you my dear boy, you're six feet through now.
Earthworm: Bigger target."~james and the Giant Peach

"Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."~Napoleon Dynamite

"Vincent Vega: Oh god! I accidentally shot Marvin in the face."~Pulp Fiction

"Lance: But she's got breast plates. So what you got to do, you got to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.[Makes three stabbing motions with hand.]
Vincent Vega: I gotta stab her three times?"~Pulp Fiction

"Sara Goldfarb: I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have Igot, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.
Harry Goldfarb: You got friends, Ma.
Sara Goldfarb: Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile."~Reqiuem for a Dream

"Dr. Frank-N-Furter: It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!"~The Rocky Horror Picture Show


"Barf: I'm a Mog; half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."~Spaceballs

"[The self destruction cancellation button is out of order.]
Dark Helmet: F**k! Even in the future nothing works!"~Spaceballs