Post your fav. movie quotes

[Its a Plant]

"No regrets, that's my motto. That and everybody wang chung tonight." - Out Cold

"English mother fucker! Do you speak it!?" - Pulp Fiction

hmmm, soo many to put down that my head's spinning.
basically most of the lines from Super Troopers, Club Dread, Old School, Road Trip, Wedding Crashers, Baseketball, shit I'll stop but tons more.
I love laughing.

Its a Plant Reviewed by Its a Plant on 05-08-2006. Post your fav. movie quotes This has no doubt been done before, then again, most threads probably have..... Anyway, here goes - Trainspotting - RENTON: I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete Rating: 5

[Cooler Then Jesus]

"i think somebodys missing their frontal lobe, ROBIN"

[flamingskullballs]

"Centipede: I wanna escape from Spiker and Sponge.
Earthworm: Escape? To where? We'll all be squashed and swotted and swooshed.
Grasshopper: No one's going to swoosh you my dear boy, you're six feet through now.
Earthworm: Bigger target."~james and the Giant Peach

"Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."~Napoleon Dynamite

"Vincent Vega: Oh god! I accidentally shot Marvin in the face."~Pulp Fiction

"Lance: But she's got breast plates. So what you got to do, you got to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.[Makes three stabbing motions with hand.]
Vincent Vega: I gotta stab her three times?"~Pulp Fiction

"Sara Goldfarb: I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have Igot, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.
Harry Goldfarb: You got friends, Ma.
Sara Goldfarb: Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile."~Reqiuem for a Dream

"Dr. Frank-N-Furter: It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!"~The Rocky Horror Picture Show


"Barf: I'm a Mog; half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."~Spaceballs

"[The self destruction cancellation button is out of order.]
Dark Helmet: F**k! Even in the future nothing works!"~Spaceballs

[minnesota man]

Great Jack Nicholson quote from Five Easy Pieces.

Nicholson plays Bobby.

[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu.] Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee. Waitress: A number two, chicken salad sandwich, hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else? Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh? Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

[graph]

Did I get sensiride in a Trainspotting mood?

Who Shot Liberty Valance

"When the legend becomes truth, print the legend"

[graymatter]

Full Metal Jacket: Adam Baldwin's character (Animal Mother), along with other platoon members, is standing above a corpse. After they each say what's worth dying for, Animal Mother says,

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."

[enthused]

Contact - Palmer Joss - "The question I'm asking is, are we happier? As a human race, is the world fundamentally a better place because of science and technology? We shop at home, we surf the web, but at the same time, we feel emptier, lonelier, and more cut off from each other than at any other time in history."

not funny like the rest of yours, but its one of my most favorite quotes ever.

[Genuine17]

Airplane

Little Boy I was passing by and was wondering if you would like some coffee?
Little Girl Oh, why yes I would love too.
Little Boy Cream?
Little Girl Oh, no thanks, I take my coffee black, like my men.

that little boys face after she says that line kills me

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

We have to get these people to a hospital !
A hospital What is it?
It's a place where you take sick people ...but that's not important right now!



"Surly you know what I'm talking about"'
"Yes I do! and quit calling me Shirley!"

[dog420]

Full Metal Jacket

Do you suck dick?....Bullshit i bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html sound board!

Peace