Lawd, I have so many. But I just got down reading a thread that reminded me of this story, so I'll share. However...let me preface if you have a weak stomach or are eating/just ate...read later...

OK, so this was in highschool before I started smoking. I was at a football party one time and alot of us 'dipped'. For those that don't know, dipping is sucking on tobacco (Copenhagen or Skoals) that is packed between your lip and gum. So about 5 of us are dipping into a humongous Snapple Iced-Tea (importante) bottle. So the night is going, everyone is trashed, alot of fun. So things get chill for a bit and this chick comes over and starts talking to a few of us. She was high as a zeppelin from weed and cocoa so we were just toying with her. At some point, she says she's thirsty and sees the snapple bottle. Maybe we were just too toasty, but no one stopped her from chugging. Only it wasn't Snapple, it was our community spit bottle. Needless to say that she got sick as a dog (and I mean SICK) and that was pretty much a downer to the party.

Funny thing is, after that, I never saw her drink another Snapple again, LOL!!