post your experiences, stories and etc about your weed smoking

[hempomatic]

well i guess i will start
i was smoking my white widow yesterday so i was sooo baked and had severe munchies so i thought i would head down to the pizza place so i get in my car and drive where i thought the pizza place was i went the wrong way and drove for like 20 minutes.......... amd was lke whee the fuck did igo since i knew it only took like 2 minutes to go there so i turned down another road and another and spen a while of my high tring to get home finally i got to another pizza shop and orderd like 2 pizzas withpeppp eriones was stil fucked went back home and smoked more weed :rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

hempomatic Reviewed by hempomatic on 05-08-2006. post your experiences, stories and etc about your weed smoking well i guess i will start i was smoking my white widow yesterday so i was sooo baked and had severe munchies so i thought i would head down to the pizza place so i get in my car and drive where i thought the pizza place was i went the wrong way and drove for like 20 minutes.......... amd was lke whee the fuck did igo since i knew it only took like 2 minutes to go there so i turned down another road and another and spen a while of my high tring to get home finally i got to another pizza Rating: 5

[citriz]

lol sweet.

i once went to a this house with 2 friends and we seriosly smoked so much.. oh my god. way too much... then somehow i got to tacobell and ordered 2 grande meals, and i managed to eat like 7 bean and cheese borritos and like 2 soft tacos.. i dont know how i managed that... then i had to drive home.. and i couldnt go faster than 35mph in a 55mph zone that sucked..

[BloodyRedBarron]

I work 3rd shift and I'm up all night on the weekends and nothing to do but watch TV.
Why is there nothing but Paid Advertisements on Late Night?

I love the whole sales style.
You always have the smart guy and the Dumb Ass Mother Fucker (D.A.M.F.)
One guy knows all about the product and the D.A.M.F doesn't know what the hells going on.
Then the D.A.M.F has to say,"Hey Joe whatcha doin"?

Then Joe says "I'm just frying an egg"

D.A.M.F: Yeah? You putting butter in the pan?

Joe: No I'm not using butter in this pan!

D.A.M.F: Wait a minute! Let me get this straight your frying an egg in a pan and your not using any butter?Won't it stick to the bottom of the pan?

Joe: Not this Pan!

D.A.M.F: Hold on a minute.Let me make sure I got all the information.
Your going to fry an egg in a pan your not going to use butter and its not going to stick?
WELL I GOT TO SEE THIS.

What really annoy's me is this D.A.M.F is supposed to be asking the questions I'll have at home.Like I don't get it how does it work?

The guys a D.A.M.F and you can tell him anything.

Joe: You know what it's a really strong pan I'm going to demonstrate now by smashing you in the face with it.

D.A.M.F: Wait a minute.Your going to take that pan and smash me in the face with it?

Joe: Yeah then I'm going to bend you over that stool and shove it up your ass.

D.A.M.F: Well won't the handle break??

Joe: Not with this pan.

D.A.M.F:So your telling me your going to take that pan ,your going to smash me in the face,your going to bend me over that stool and shove it up my ass and the handle is not going to break off???
WELL I GOT TO SEE!!!!:stoned:

[OptimusPrime]

haha that's so true Bloody, I hate those infomercials. My craziest experience/adventure while super baked was when I went to the grocery store and got lost in produce section for like 2 hours, the people working there must of thought I was crazy... walking around the fruits and vegetables for hours.

[BluntsUpInNH]

haha ,

its not really an experience but about 2 months ago i just got transfered to a new school in mass, so they made me take the MCASS tests....i went every day high ass shit, from smoke outs in my car b4 school, i got my results back a couple days ago n I GOT THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE SCORE in math n an amazingly high score in english, it was crazy cuz i get shitty grades n i got sent to this school to do better n get away from disstractions back at home,,,so now i plan to smoke b4 every class lol instead of just my frree blocks

[Big Calhoun]

Lawd, I have so many. But I just got down reading a thread that reminded me of this story, so I'll share. However...let me preface if you have a weak stomach or are eating/just ate...read later...

OK, so this was in highschool before I started smoking. I was at a football party one time and alot of us 'dipped'. For those that don't know, dipping is sucking on tobacco (Copenhagen or Skoals) that is packed between your lip and gum. So about 5 of us are dipping into a humongous Snapple Iced-Tea (importante) bottle. So the night is going, everyone is trashed, alot of fun. So things get chill for a bit and this chick comes over and starts talking to a few of us. She was high as a zeppelin from weed and cocoa so we were just toying with her. At some point, she says she's thirsty and sees the snapple bottle. Maybe we were just too toasty, but no one stopped her from chugging. Only it wasn't Snapple, it was our community spit bottle. Needless to say that she got sick as a dog (and I mean SICK) and that was pretty much a downer to the party.

Funny thing is, after that, I never saw her drink another Snapple again, LOL!!

[hempomatic]

oh no/]\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ well i am out of weed and wont have any money untill next saturday i have a few roaches from widow ill see if there s enough rasin(im still stoned) to have a grand pappa joint

well im gonna go to taco bell and get a grande meal with the mexican pizza

[the joint meister]

I work 3rd shift and I'm up all night on the weekends and nothing to do but watch TV.
Why is there nothing but Paid Advertisements on Late Night?

I love the whole sales style.
You always have the smart guy and the Dumb Ass Mother Fucker (D.A.M.F.)
One guy knows all about the product and the D.A.M.F doesn't know what the hells going on.
Then the D.A.M.F has to say,"Hey Joe whatcha doin"?

Then Joe says "I'm just frying an egg"

D.A.M.F: Yeah? You putting butter in the pan?

Joe: No I'm not using butter in this pan!

D.A.M.F: Wait a minute! Let me get this straight your frying an egg in a pan and your not using any butter?Won't it stick to the bottom of the pan?

Joe: Not this Pan!

D.A.M.F: Hold on a minute.Let me make sure I got all the information.
Your going to fry an egg in a pan your not going to use butter and its not going to stick?
WELL I GOT TO SEE THIS.

What really annoy's me is this D.A.M.F is supposed to be asking the questions I'll have at home.Like I don't get it how does it work?

The guys a D.A.M.F and you can tell him anything.

Joe: You know what it's a really strong pan I'm going to demonstrate now by smashing you in the face with it.

D.A.M.F: Wait a minute.Your going to take that pan and smash me in the face with it?

Joe: Yeah then I'm going to bend you over that stool and shove it up your ass.

D.A.M.F: Well won't the handle break??

Joe: Not with this pan.

D.A.M.F:So your telling me your going to take that pan ,your going to smash me in the face,your going to bend me over that stool and shove it up my ass and the handle is not going to break off???
WELL I GOT TO SEE!!!!:stoned:

yo barron u wouldint happen to be refering to the smartware infomershal r u?