Everyone find the very first post u made and quote it in this thread.

[God v2.0]

mine was:

I, your new upgraded super-omnipotent nuclear powered god, am here to service you. Any questions directed to me will be answered to the fullest possible extent of the truth. I am here to educate mankind and provide a basis of peace and understanding for each other.

I'm gonna start by stating a few of the most obvious truths that many MANY people still don't believe.

I don't exist.
You don't exist beyond a few billion atoms jumbled together.
I don't give a shit about you. When you pray and build churches it enrages me and when the time comes if you are still worshiping me I will smite you down so that you can experience the full irony of your pathetic attempts to please me.
You have no purpose at all except to breed.
You were brought into existence by mistake when a much more advanced civilization sent out a probe which eventually crashed into your young planet, there was a small amount of genetic material on board which was ingested by a female primate that was pregnant. That was the start.

So, in a service to you I will provide you with wisdom from a source you cannot comprehend.

So post your questions and have them answered.

i musta been trippin when i thought up this account and that first post.

God v2.0 Reviewed by God v2.0 on 05-07-2006. Everyone find the very first post u made and quote it in this thread. mine was: i musta been trippin when i thought up this account and that first post.:confused: Rating: 5

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[Krogith]

ROFL this is what i join for.....

I SIGNED ON JUST TO SAY Hahahahaha Theres no way and if so man Pics of them Buds! Cause thats frost bite on some plant no way a bud leaf. SHOW ME THE BUDS!

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=60871

[BobBong]

Mar-09-2006, 23:13

bump

[stangle12]

dude, connan doesnt like dolphine fuckers. dolphin fucker

hey god 2.o...i remember that post.

[bedake]

Doesnt it go back only 500 posts? How do you find your first?

[God v2.0]

threads made by u not posts made by you duh

[bedake]

I remember this day! I was in my friends basement!


Hey this is my first post on this forum and i was wondering if anyone has ever Plugged E before, ive been doing E for awhile now and want to try this, i know alot of people who swear by it and say its the only way to take Ex. When you do this you get around 30% more of the drug and hey 30% more is pretty good.

Im going to a rave on the 22nd and im deffinetly going to try this, ill report on how it goes.

[God v2.0]

heh im gonna find the very first post that i ever made on cannabis.com it was under a diff user i guess it was an attempt to meet fellow stoners that didnt go so well

Okay I got an idea in like two weeks we should all get together, get really fucked up and go to like IHOP out by Walmart or Denney's or something and we can all introduce ourselves. Anyone else think this is a good idea? I can probably cover the cost of the food and I'll get some friends to chip in and we can get like an 1/8th of chronic and maybe a halfer.

Anyone whos in just gimme a thumbs up and maybe call me on my cell (don't call if you don't live in flagstaff, my cell bill is already like $70 a month) but neways my # is CENSORED (I don't know if its a good idea to give out my number like that but wtf, and I'm not a dealer so don't ask =P)

[Towelie]

I saw war of the worlds after smoking like 3 bowls of some decent Krippe and that movie was so much better after smoking I really recomend any body see it high very good.

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