Damn Cooler, you've been hiking here in the Bay Area for how long? And you still don't know what poison oak looks like? Serves you right.

Just fucking with ya man, poison oak sucks. If you spend any amount of time in the outdoors around here you're gonna get it sooner or later. I'm always super careful but have even gotten it from my god damn shoelaces, hours after I've been in contact with it.

Back in high school me and a bunch of friends went down to some beach near Capitola one night to have a bon-fire and get trashed. This one guy and his girlfirend decided to sneak off to the bushes for a little "private time". They were covered pretty much all over their bodies, and I mean ALL OVER THEIR BODIES. Trust me, you got off easy.