fucking peice of shit motherfucking Poison Ivy (pics+story)

[slipknotpsycho]

dont go so fast there, i did leave a "few" things out, my wang is coverd in poison ivy too. and now, the bottom of my knees, i cant stop itching it. GAAAHHH. it has gotten so mutch worse since that pic too.

i thought you were a chick, cuz that pic makes you look like a chick.. it's hard to see anything in the pic tho..

[orangeman]

sorry, did i hurt your feelings? dont tell on me.

Nope, I dont care I just think it's a public thing. Like of course if it's not in the thread title it'll be inside the thread but I dont think it's just appropriate to constantly swear in a thread title but it's not like I really care, just sharing my opinion.

[da haze meister]

you are young as fuck, dude
got facial hair yet?
lmao
dude
i had these guns
two CO2 KWC Gas guns
a bunch of spring guns
a KJW HnK USP gas gun
a KSC USP Compact Gas gun
a KSC Glock 19 gas gun
a KJW M9 gas gun
many of which inspired me to buy the real version because of how much i liked the fake

[orangeman]

Yeah I got facial hair bitch but just not full grown yet .

[Cooler Then Jesus]

i think he was talkin bout me orange. and i am 14. and i am a guy. that i guess can pass off as a girl.

[Swizzy89304]

To be honest Jesus, I thought you were some Chinese chick.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

To be honest Jesus, I thought you were some Chinese chick.

meh. my face is swollen like a mofo, and it aint goin away. my face and neck, COVERED, my wrist, under my left nipple, my legs, my lower back, hands, COVERED. they gave me Steroid cremes (witch hurts to use and doesnt do a damn thing), so i dont use it, and i have to take Prednisone, still doesnt work, take a bath in some shit that you mix w/ the water made by "aveeno" still doesnt do a damn thing. bull crap, just gotten worse, hurts more and more every day. And i cant even like leave the house till it goes away. im fucking sick of this, i hate this shit.

[graph]

The steroid isn't supposed to make it feel better, it's supposed to make the swelling go down, and it isn't instantaneous. You have to give it a few days. The swelling will end up going down faster and you'll have less chances of scarring yourself.

[Swizzy89304]

OK, this may not fit inside your reality, but I reckon this would work. Hell, Jesus used this recipe and healed the blind. THE BLIND!!!

1. Get 9 pounds of buds.
2. Copious amounts of olive oil.
3. Grab some random herbs and shit.

Mix all that up and let it simmer for an hour, constantly stirring. Strain the bud, then fill up a bath with it and wait for the miracle of healing.
And you only look Chinese because of the swelling. Unless you are of Chinese descent.

[partyguy420]

dude, thats funny. but i was reading this book about edible and posinis plants (i like to spend my time in the woods) and oviously, posin ivy and posin oak were in the book under contact posins, and posin ivy and posin oak and weed atualy have something in commun, the way that u get the bumps and sweeling and what not from posin ivy and oak is thru lil capsuls, just like were the thc is in the weed.