hmmm my mom seems to make it her primary goal to embarass me and say EXACTLY the wrong thing. but she will only do it in public. like i was flirting with this REALLY cute girl at the doctors office and my mom starts saying shit like "come on we cant miss this apointment, if we dont go and get your guts fixed then you're gonna have to get a colonic bag!" i almost turned around and hit her it pissed me off so bad, but i love my mom. even though shes difficult sometimes.




but my dad is even worse, he's anti-drugs . even though he did them out the wazoo when he was my age. he wont let me get my own job without making me go through a horrible guilt trip, he wants me to work at his store, making $5 an hour, FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.


but i think i embarass myself more than anything.