Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Whitey
but my brother and I are starting to transform into adults just as Optimus tranforms into a big ass firetruck, and he don't like that.
LOL! That made me crack the fuck up!

I hate when.....

My mom tries to catch something 'naughty' on my monitor while using the computer.

When my parents don't knock and just bust right in like cops.

When my dad becomes annoying while manic: one time in an elevator these kids came in who were obviously having a party and so my dad had the idea to loudly complain to me about doing marijuanna. "I hope you're not smoking that marijuanna now! Have you been getting some drugs? Have you been smoking the dope lately!" This went on throughout the whole elevator ride starting from the 12th floor.
I was cracking up cause I knew he was just trying to be an asshole and the kids tried so hard not to even look at us cause I guess they were high/paranoid and some middle aged dude was yelling very negatively about weed, lol!

When my dad decideds to sleep in my sisters room (who lives somewhere else now) instead of his own room and I'm trying to play my shit loud (sisters room is right next to mine).

When my dad tries to piss me off when he finds out I'm high and just won't let me go, lol! He'll just get all annoying! One time my friend and I were eating and he just came in and started talking like crazy and my friend and I were high so we couldn't help but laugh our asses off! Aw man did he know!

Or another time when he came in my room and saw the towel under my door when he looked down, then he looked back up at us and my friend was so shy and embarrassed that he just popped up and shouted 'HI MR. ______!!!" (refuse to use any of my names or too much info after finding out that cops busted that Scooby dude from the forum here.. jesus, cant even use the internet peacefully and privately..)
My dad started to smile and said "mm 2 dope fiends here! Ya know that this is illegal? If you get caught you could go to jail!" and started going on about how it's illegal.

He's only joking around but he's still against me smoking but whenever he catches me he usually jokes around about it. I guess he doesn't care much or maybe only in front of my mom? Lol!