What do your parents do to annoy you?

[kush07]

"oh.. hey guys..... um..... Just letting you know...... that.... I want your brother in bed around... oh.... 10:00 tonight. So... yeah, you know.... around ten.... make sure you brush your teeth..... be quiet when you come up the stairs.... and.... um... yeah..... so, uh.... make sure you do that.... and uh.... ten O'clock anyway...... you dad set up the coffee pot...... so... ya know, don't worry about setting up the coffee pot......"

I remember talking like that to my boss when i was really baked one time.


Now I dont live with my parents anymore due to the fact that I am a little too old to do so but when I did they would do a lot of stuff that would really annoy me. For instance, my mom would come in my room somewhere around 10 at night and decide to sleep in my bed. That pissed me off for many reasons, one being I couldn't toke up in my favorite place and secondly, ITS MY FREAKIN BEDROOM! SHE HAS HER OWN! My stepdad is another story. He would always bitch and complain about how bad the house looks and then do absolutely jack about it and when he did (which was about once or twice a year) he would talk to me about how I should do a better job of keeping the place clean and stuff. That just really pissed me off because I had the cleanest room in the whole house and his computer room was littered with dishes and trash that I could probably date back to the begining of any given year. Just thinking about stuff like that still gets me mad.

Happy Toking :rasta:

[ChronicMike]

when my parents come downstairs sniffing the air seariching for paraphenilla i may have left around the room.

[fikusroot]

My parents try to hard to understand me and dont realize that IM FUCKING INSANE!

[mrdevious]

this shouldnt bother me but it just does... whenever im watchin a new episode of a show at like 9 or 10 my dad will come downstairs and stand by our trash can in our kitchen and act like hes eating while like intensly observing what im watching (our kitchen and tv room are connected). and if i ask him to let me watch it alone he goes "NO ITS MY HOUSE ILL DO WHAT I WANT" and like spazzles

I know what you mean, it makes me SO uncomfortable when I'm watching t.v. and my mom or dad will walk into the room and just stand there watching what I'm watching. it's pretty common too with kids from their teens up.

Also my dad has such definite political opinions about every party, and nobody dares express a different political opinion or else he'll go into such a loud and intense 30 minutes rant about why your wrong. So as far as he is concerned, everybody in the house has the exact same political values as he does. He votes conservative and thinks they're a wonderfull perfect party, and thinks I'm a conservative voter too. little does he know I'm secretly commiting blasphemy (in my house) by voting NDP (the far left side of the spectrum). Unfortunately he's done a great job of brainwashing my sister into steadfastly agreeing with all his opinions too, so I don't tell her either.

and frankly I wish he'd learn to let people have opinions considering one of my best friends votes NDP and I used to be totally against them (when I was a conservative voter), but I still respected his right to support them. my other close friend thinks the Liberal party is all wonderfull, and I think they're a bunch of crooks, but I still dont' verbally beat him into the ground about it. And I have a more recent friend, who's a very good friend and very intelligent, and she votes Conservative. and we get along fine and discuss politics all the time!

[mrdevious]

My parents try to hard to understand me and dont realize that IM FUCKING INSANE!

Even insanity has it's causes and (il)logical roots.

[Pride]

but my brother and I are starting to transform into adults just as Optimus tranforms into a big ass firetruck, and he don't like that.

LOL! That made me crack the fuck up!

I hate when.....

My mom tries to catch something 'naughty' on my monitor while using the computer.

When my parents don't knock and just bust right in like cops.

When my dad becomes annoying while manic: one time in an elevator these kids came in who were obviously having a party and so my dad had the idea to loudly complain to me about doing marijuanna. "I hope you're not smoking that marijuanna now! Have you been getting some drugs? Have you been smoking the dope lately!" This went on throughout the whole elevator ride starting from the 12th floor.
I was cracking up cause I knew he was just trying to be an asshole and the kids tried so hard not to even look at us cause I guess they were high/paranoid and some middle aged dude was yelling very negatively about weed, lol!

When my dad decideds to sleep in my sisters room (who lives somewhere else now) instead of his own room and I'm trying to play my shit loud (sisters room is right next to mine).

When my dad tries to piss me off when he finds out I'm high and just won't let me go, lol! He'll just get all annoying! One time my friend and I were eating and he just came in and started talking like crazy and my friend and I were high so we couldn't help but laugh our asses off! Aw man did he know!

Or another time when he came in my room and saw the towel under my door when he looked down, then he looked back up at us and my friend was so shy and embarrassed that he just popped up and shouted 'HI MR. ______!!!" (refuse to use any of my names or too much info after finding out that cops busted that Scooby dude from the forum here.. jesus, cant even use the internet peacefully and privately..)
My dad started to smile and said "mm 2 dope fiends here! Ya know that this is illegal? If you get caught you could go to jail!" and started going on about how it's illegal.

He's only joking around but he's still against me smoking but whenever he catches me he usually jokes around about it. I guess he doesn't care much or maybe only in front of my mom? Lol!

[fikusroot]

Even insanity has it's causes and (il)logical roots.

I wasnt being totally serious but sometimes I do things that I dont even understand and it wouldnt be suprising if I did turn out crazy. My grandfather on my dads side was schitzafrenic as was my great grandfathers brother (or at least we think he was). But ive done DXM before and one of my friends say if you were crazy and took DXM you would flip out and blow a fuse and when i did it (I took 2 bottles) it wasn't that bad, so maybe there's hope... Oh, and insanity can be genetic (in case youre really baked and couldnt pick up on that.)

[God v2.0]

hmmm my mom seems to make it her primary goal to embarass me and say EXACTLY the wrong thing. but she will only do it in public. like i was flirting with this REALLY cute girl at the doctors office and my mom starts saying shit like "come on we cant miss this apointment, if we dont go and get your guts fixed then you're gonna have to get a colonic bag!" i almost turned around and hit her it pissed me off so bad, but i love my mom. even though shes difficult sometimes.




but my dad is even worse, he's anti-drugs . even though he did them out the wazoo when he was my age. he wont let me get my own job without making me go through a horrible guilt trip, he wants me to work at his store, making $5 an hour, FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.


but i think i embarass myself more than anything.

[hank]

y'all know they might just want attention or want to boost their ego's

to you teenagers, once you move out you think life gets better?

It's good when you actually have time to watch TV, under your parents protection... when you move out you gonna have to buy your own Tv

[God v2.0]

TV is called the idiot box for a reason.