mom:borrows money
asks my friends to carry stuff/move stuff/build stuff
sticks her nose in where it doesn't belong
belittles me for smoking when she does it her damn self and just hides it from me

Dad-keeps trying to get me to move away from my mom to the country where I would have to start over completely because he thinks my life is fucked up. It is fucked up...but the good parts are worth it. And he doesn't see that and theres no convincing him otherwise.
Also he drinks and then calls me and talks at me about how much he hates my mother for up to two hours at a time.