The TRUTH behind drug testing

[Rebel24]

i am on state PO.my brother fell a drug test gust drinking water and vit.But if u stop smocking for 21 days and drink water juice and Gatorade.and the day i go i drink 32 oz gatorade with certo and fill the 32 oz bottle up with water 2 times and p 3 times will i pass. :stoned: :thumbsup:

[johnnylethal]

I played the piss-test game for 20 years and have beaten many and been busted by several (I have credit for being one of the first guys busted with Klear once they started testing for an abnormally high amount of nitrates. I also lost a job 10 years ago with a hair test (1 month before the Supreme Court ruled it unconsitutional - which has since been reverse I think).

Anyway I agree with everything said here by those that know the deal, but I didn't see any good responses to people talking about how long it takes to get clean.

We all know the detectable chemicals are in our fat cells. The fatter you are the longer it takes to get clean. I'm 5'9" and 170, which is probably on the lean side. I've gone from smoking 24/7 for a year straight, stopped and passed a test within 20 days. I know skinny SOB's who have gone less time before passing (50 ppm deal I guess?). But I spent those 20 days drinking butt-loads of water and exercising daily to sweat a lot, not sure if that mattered, but it got me past the test.

I found a calculator online once that let you put in your smoking frequency, quality of pot and body wieght and body type... And it spit our a time frame and recommended activity, but who knows how accurate it was?

I'm very fortunate that I don't work in an industry that worries about drug testing.

But I'm not very fortunate that I live in SC and still don't have enough friends to keep me high 24/7 as I'd prefer.

SOMEBODY BRING ME WEED PLEASE (I scream out my front door every morning)

Wishing & Waiting for the weed fairy to arrive~

JL

[Nylo]

Hey Branall1, thanks for the informative post. I hope you enjoy your stay here as well =)

Oh, 1 important question. I've got a box of Quick Fix stashed away. I heard good things about it, since my job randomly drug tests. I stay pretty well hydrated, but always keep QF as an "in case of emergency, break glass" kind of thing.

Just wondering what your thoughts were on the product, since I think you mentioned something about synthetic urines =)

[sceadufaux]

The irony... I smoked up 2 days ago, and got a drug test today (I fell at work) and I had to skip the day of the test, as I had a doctors appt which took me 6 months to get, and they call me up yelling (I waited at the piss place for 3 hours) and try to force me to get a test done yesterday. I did it, and I quit immediately after. A few Qs on the whole drug testing thing:

1. Does Visine really work/do anything? I've heard many different things.

2. If you quit your job, and they find a positive test afterwards, could they call the police about it?

3. What kinds of OTC drugs would cause a false positive? I've hear Aleve can, but I'm not sure.

I took some Tylenol with Codeine the night before, but I have an Rx for it, so that made me feel happy somehow, hah. Funny thin is, I have chronic pain, and cannabis is THE ONLY THING that will take all of the pain away :]

[Damon32]

A buddy of mine at work tested positive for THC. He told the lab that he had been taking Tylenol 3 with codeine, then he had to prove that he had the RX and they let him go saying that it shows a false positive.

[kronos416]

hey brandon do you know how pain management doctor testing works? i am on pain management but tend to smoke once in while. do you know if they use the imunoassay testing or the gc/ms testing? trying to figure out a way to be able to smoke once in while and still pass my random test that is done only once a year. what about freezing ones own urine then letting it thaw and get to 98.6 degrees for office visit? anyone tried that?

[Cheery Cherry]

Hello Brandon .

I am wondering....where would one purchase a home drug testing kit? Which brand is the best or more accurate in results?

Thanks in advance! You have really provided us with great information.

[Freemount]

Hey, thanks for the very informative post, and I have a question: I may apply for a job at a local market (not supermarket like vons ralphs etc..), it's not a chain of stores but only one. Now is it government regulations to have the applicant drug tested or is it the owner's decision?

[graph]

My mom used to work for Quest. I can definitely vouch for that information.

[usedchemicals]

Cocaine, Meth, opiates, etc. These drugs are no longer detectable within HOURS of use by modern drug tests. This means you could be a crackhead every day of your life, abstain for a DAY, and go get tested. You will pass.

are you kidding me? cocaine and crack are detectable for about three days afterwards, and longer if you are a regular user