Two more notes. For those of you that have to resort to "clean" or "Sythetic" urine, I cannot stress enough about temperature. Termperature has to be right or it's an instant red flag. No human on earth pisses cold, it's not possible. Remember, these collections are routine. If you are cool, and your sample smells like urine, is yellow and is within 2 degrees of 98, you are golden.

Point 2: For DOT tests, a missed test is treated the same way as a positive. Do not skip out on a required test. Also, if you do get caught with an adulterated or substituted test, DOT requires an immediate re-test (immediate being within the next day) under direct supervision. A person (of like gender) will watch you piss into a cup. I mean litterally watch. No back turned, no stall. Watched.

Going walking now.

B