The TRUTH behind drug testing

[MsStrawberrySwisher]

Hey,Ive been smoking 4-5 times a day for the past 6 months or so and I just got a really good job oppertunity but they want me to pass a drug test and its in a few days, like maybe a week at the most. If I drink a shit load of water do you think I have a chance at passing??? From what ive read I think im fucked.

Um, hate to sound negative, but you will need a minimum of at least 20-30 days to pass the test naturally. Plus it all depends how your size, weight, metabolism and water drinking habits. If you drink to much water, your sample might come up dilluted, then they might have you retest or fail you all together. Best solution I suggest to you is going the substition method. Either buying some Quick Fix or using a clean family or friend pee is the only way you have a great chance of passing the test. Good Luck.

[Budd420]

They fail you for it being diluted, what if you told them you drank a lot of water because you were really thirsty or something..I got off probation in january and i didnt smoke the whole time i was on it but still its BS if they fail you for drinking.

[comfortably numb 010]

hey brandon. first of all i want to say thanks for all the info, you've been quite helpful for my cause.. i just had a couple quick questions..

1) what is the exact temperature cutoffs for pee... i heard it was 96-98 degrees but i can't be sure. is this true?

2) if i have a friend urinate for me the evening before the test, do i have to freeze it right away or something?

also, i get randomly drug tested at school so until i'm clean i plan on using the substitution method in case i get tested. the only thing i have to worry about is whether or not the age of the urine can be detected, and the exact temperature i need to keep it at.

any help would be appreciated, thanks a ton

[allmomsmoke]

Hey Branall1 !

I had to take a urine test today ar LapCorp. I used Magnum Synthetic, the temp was only 93 degrees, but the chick marked yes on the sheet and made a note that is was 93 now its going to be mailed out! Do u think it will be ok??? Can they test to see if the urine is synthetic??? Do u think they will do "extra" testing b/c the temp was only 93???

[Shovelhandle]

Last week wife and I were called into the doctor's office for drug tests. We are on pain meds and the test is to assure that we are not selling the medicine instead of taking it. I was really surprised. The office gal says it's in a contract we signed before treatment that we would submit to this testing. Is this the US gov? (I'm living in the US right now). Has anyone else heard of this? )Any of you cronic pain sufferers?)

Shov

[yoyoman1020]

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to defeat random at-home drug tests? I don't think my mom is going to give me much notice. And also, if I'm seeing a counsellor about my "drug problem" weekly, is there any chance my mom might have them test me? Can they even test me? And if they can, do they have to give me any notice? Thanks, anyone who can help me out.

[ninny]

hi im from jersey england dont know if drug testing is th same worldwide but i average 2 - 3 a day got a test in 2days and haven't had a blast since last wed will i fail test help please!!!

[MrGreenFingaz]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^FAILED!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[headbanger4eva]

Brandon, dude i know you've been writing alot but if you can tell me one question .....Do they run any special tests If your on Probation and they send your piss to the lab? Like is it harder to pass...im about 95 pounds -5'6 i have to piss for my P.O this Tuesday and i smoked some ....NOT REAL GOOD shaky shit...about 2 bowls...its was maybe around Thursday over thanksgiving....is there anything i could do or should i be alright? Thanx for any advice

[weedheaduknow]

i dont think that brandon guy posts here anymore(at least not in this thread) so u all can stop asking him questions.