Lol, im like that, i got really bad short term memory loss, but i live with it lol.

I went on holiday with a mate and we had separte rooms in the hotel. I had my window open blazing a sweet ass joint, i mean, it was like 7 inches.

Then i went over to the TV, and couldnt find the remote. So i rang my mate and he came to my room to help me look for it and when i opended the door he laughed and pointed at my hand, turns out i was holding it the whole time, but i'd forgot that i picked it up.