Can you give your self a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner?

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I think that's a great idea, you should stick your johnson in the hoover and go for it, i reckon you should aim to bust your nut before your entire dick gets torn off... Now THERE'S a target!
Pure.

lmao. Dick getting torn off by hoover. Great image in my mind now lol