LOL!!! Oh this brought back horrid memories....not of myself you dirty buggers. I used to work at an amusement park and there was this kid that worked for me. He wasn't Fabio...but he wasn't Shabba Ranks either. Low self esteem was his biggest obstacle. Anywho, I took him out for a drink one day and he's telling me about different ways he masturbates. One of which included sticking his thing thing in a shampoo bottle!!!!!!!!!! I was like, 'What!?!?!?'. I'm no Ron Jeremy, but my stuff would not fit into the opening of a shampoo bottle.

But to the OP. It's not something I would want to try (besides, I'm married...poon-tang on call!). I'd be more concerned about dust and whatnot getting in my stuff. You need to go to the hood, stand on a corner with with 10 bucks in your hand, and someone (male or female, lol) will eventually come by and be able to fulfil your needs. You might even be able to talk them down to 5 dollars!!