Can you give your self a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner?

[Reefer Rogue]

Remember doofy from scary movie?

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

ahahaha, hmmmm. Yeah, i think you need to get out more and stop spending so much time with ya vac.

and haha yea, doofy. "I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHEN IM CLEANING MY ROOM!"

[Kid Dynamite]

only if its a dyson.

[LIP]

Woah. Yeah i remember Doofy lol!

Dude, please dont tell me your serious...

A vacuum? AHHHHHHH!

No way man, get a wet pussy and bust a nut in that, not in some pipe that sucks up dust...

[Hollandica]

I think I'd rather eat a cubic decimeter of resin and tar.

[Not Enough Herb]

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lol i hope this is a joke

later

[weezy]

watecer happened to havin sex with women???
am i being old fashioned here or something....

your a very disturbed man,you shouldnt even be entertaining the thought of fuckin a vacume cleaner

i would advise you to try a pair of bagpipes
it would be like havin sex with an octopus,theres plenty of holes to blow on and put your dick in and its not as dangerous as a vacume

go on and play us a tune

[God v2.0]

well id assume that your dick is a little too small to worry about plugging the hose and the vac would start to build up pressure and eventually pop your dick like a water balloon full of ketchup.

[Pichacho]

This book you speak of, does it happen to the be darwin awards?

yeah, i read that in the darwin awards too. its a great book

[cannabis campbell]

watecer happened to havin sex with women???
am i being old fashioned here or something....

your a very disturbed man,you shouldnt even be entertaining the thought of fuckin a vacume cleaner

i would advise you to try a pair of bagpipes
it would be like havin sex with an octopus,theres plenty of holes to blow on and put your dick in and its not as dangerous as a vacume

go on and play us a tune

Lmao