watecer happened to havin sex with women???
am i being old fashioned here or something....

your a very disturbed man,you shouldnt even be entertaining the thought of fuckin a vacume cleaner

i would advise you to try a pair of bagpipes
it would be like havin sex with an octopus,theres plenty of holes to blow on and put your dick in and its not as dangerous as a vacume

go on and play us a tune