Can you give your self a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner?

[rastabill89]

Have any of you guys ever tried this? does it work?

rastabill89 Reviewed by rastabill89 on 05-07-2006. Can you give your self a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner? Have any of you guys ever tried this? does it work? Rating: 5

[Wesley Pipes]

i wouldnt advise it, i used to have a strange but true story book and one of the stories a guy tried that and had his bits chopped off by the vacuum fan lol

[Garden Knowm]

Rasta you should definitley try IT. and report back to us...

You should also make a super thick... super thick frothy drink in a blender.. and the stick your dick in the blender and see if the swirling motion can get you to bust a NUT..

I will be waiting for your response..

thank you

love

[slipknotpsycho]

no....damn go get some pussy lmao... =p

[MaryJaneScott]

i wouldnt advise it, i used to have a strange but true story book and one of the stories a guy tried that and had his bits chopped off by the vacuum fan lol

Are we suppose to believe that you READ that in a book? This is NOT a personal experience??


LOVE!

[cannabis campbell]

If you are desperate then get a hooker

[TheLion]

If you are desperate then get a hooker

Hilarious, but true words of wisdom.

[Skink]

Very Kool topic,it caught my eye and amused me...

I guess you could do worse,just make sure you don't have a Flowbee attached to the vac...

[cannabis campbell]

Lmao

[MechAnimal]

This book you speak of, does it happen to the be darwin awards?