Can you give your self a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner?

[likemclever]

It was a long time ago and a donâ??t remember all the specifics put I do believe I had an erection. I mean who would just put their flaccid penis into a vacuum wand. Thatâ??s stupid.

........rofl.




People always forget they can just pull the plug :thumbsup: it's good to see that your witts managed to survive your young adulthood.

[paparose]

I heard that masturbating with sand paper is lots of fun, anyone up for this

[Pure]

Has anyone thought of putting a toilet roll (no paper) on the end as a sort of extension, to stop and nobs being chopped?
Pure.

[cloudsurfer]

LOL What the hell..

[BobBong]

Ok... I sold and repaired vacuum cleaners for 2 years ... i know pretty much anything there is to know about North american vacuums.. from Hoover's to Eureka's and FilterQueen's.

I don't suggest trying this....I've heard quite a few horror stories about permanent damage that can be done.

There's a reason we have two hands, one for the porn, one for the pork.

[Psycho4Bud]

Ok... I sold and repaired vacuum cleaners for 2 years ... i know pretty much anything there is to know about North american vacuums.. from Hoover's to Eureka's and FilterQueen's.

I don't suggest trying this....I've heard quite a few horror stories about permanent damage that can be done.

There's a reason we have two hands, one for the porn, one for the pork.

Hey BB,

Did ya ever sell any of these vacs? LOL

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Hey BB,

Did ya ever sell any of these vacs? LOL

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

ahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There ya go rastabill, go get one of them and ur sorted.

[dog420]

Hey BB,

Did ya ever sell any of these vacs? LOL

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

LMFAO!!

Good find Psycho :thumbsup:

Peace

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

THIS is a funny thread.

How about something like this?

[Bong30]

im going to start pimping out my vaccum now

a wig, some vasaline, a pair of heels,? what ya got in mind?