Can you give your self a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner?

[Skink]

I did a search and came up with this...

[dog420]

Haha imagine that!.....stuck in a hospital with a hovver attatched to your penis!!

Have a good one

[WhiskeyGirl]

Have any of you guys ever tried this? does it work?

Being as a vacuum cleaner S U C K S , you may wanna plug it in back wards?
Just make sure the ends are up ok?
Personally, it cleans my house very well when it sucks , but when it blows............ummm i dunno, ya feel me?
imp: :rasta:

[yoda]

I think I'd rather eat a cubic decimeter of resin and tar.

nah i think id rather get my dick sucked by a hoover

[Big Calhoun]

LOL!!! Oh this brought back horrid memories....not of myself you dirty buggers. I used to work at an amusement park and there was this kid that worked for me. He wasn't Fabio...but he wasn't Shabba Ranks either. Low self esteem was his biggest obstacle. Anywho, I took him out for a drink one day and he's telling me about different ways he masturbates. One of which included sticking his thing thing in a shampoo bottle!!!!!!!!!! I was like, 'What!?!?!?'. I'm no Ron Jeremy, but my stuff would not fit into the opening of a shampoo bottle.

But to the OP. It's not something I would want to try (besides, I'm married...poon-tang on call!). I'd be more concerned about dust and whatnot getting in my stuff. You need to go to the hood, stand on a corner with with 10 bucks in your hand, and someone (male or female, lol) will eventually come by and be able to fulfil your needs. You might even be able to talk them down to 5 dollars!!

[Powder Puff]

Are you sick or something?

[Pure]

I think that's a great idea, you should stick your johnson in the hoover and go for it, i reckon you should aim to bust your nut before your entire dick gets torn off... Now THERE'S a target!
Pure.

[partyguy420]

go get a girl that kicks ass at givin BJs, and has nice tits, a tight pussy, and a huge ass(black sized prefred) just leave deb alone cause shes my perfect women acording to the list above.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

I think that's a great idea, you should stick your johnson in the hoover and go for it, i reckon you should aim to bust your nut before your entire dick gets torn off... Now THERE'S a target!
Pure.

lmao. Dick getting torn off by hoover. Great image in my mind now lol

[cannabis campbell]

Lol rastabill is doofy!