Quote Originally Posted by MaryJaneintheCloset
LOL I came in 3rd for the essay contest... 1st place got a nice leather jacket and gift certificate, 2nd place got a nice gift certificate, and I got a lame ass neon yellow hat. Fuckers.
hope you burned it infront of a police officers house...

now that i think of it, i shoulda soaked the shirt in a bit (and i mean minimal) gasoline, put like a huge load of dogshit on it, and put it on his porch, instead of just the drive way... lmao...
slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on . The irony is killing me Heh. It's just pretty strange, I remember back in 5th grade when I won the fucking D.A.R.E. (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) essay awards. I was the 1st place winner and actually hated people who did drugs. The irony now is that I smoke a lot now and am slowly turning into a pothead. I figured I'd kill you all with this irony as well. Now all I have to say is, Fuck DARE. :) :smokin: Rating: 5