Plant photo captions:
1-French Kiss X Hash Plant
2-Cunnilingus X Kush
3-I'm dreaming of Pam Anderson's Skunk X Hash Plant
4-Jeffery Dahmer X Bill Gates (j/k)

Toke Photos-you don't look like a "smoker"
EYES???
An "outdoorsy" backdrop might be better for you (with trees, walking your dog along the beach, BBQ holding a beer in one hand, flipping burgers with the other, or whatever)

And you don't look like your suffering the ill effects of old age (>30 yrs.) HEAVEN FORBID............

YER NORML.