I was once smoking with a bunch of my friends and this one kid who I dont hang out with that much was there and he'd never smoked before and wanted to try so we let him take a few bong rips. I swear to god, he said the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life. Going down the list...
"Holy shit, the're like, six of you."
"It feels like theres a cotton plantation in my mouth and the slaves are in the water and I need the slaves to pick all the cotton"
"Am I high? (3 seconds later) Hey, am I high? I think I'm high..."
The best is when we started to fuck with him and tell him shit like his mom was coming over because she'd found out he'd been smoking. Ha ha, good times...