Quote Originally Posted by graph
Uh... yeah. At least blood comes from the body. I would run like hell if a woman started screaming and shooting roses out of her vagoo. I mean, I don't know what makes a person gay, but I do know that THAT will definitely make a person gay.
Ive always wondered where clowns stashed the endless amounts of flowers, hankerchiefs, rabbits and doves came from.

Quote Originally Posted by eddievanzant
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. You could pick her up and use her as a flower cannon.
Flower power.
Swizzy89304 Reviewed by Swizzy89304 on . I craped my pants Have you ever craped your pants whilst out with friends or in public? A friend told me a story of how she craped her pants in the Wal~Mart and had to buy all new pants/underwear/socks etc. standing at the check~out in a dress with crap running down her legs! call me sick but I think thats the funniest shit I've ever heard! Rating: 5