My girl can be kinda rank sometimes. Like the other day, she asked if I could ring her back in a few minutes because she needed the loo. Inquisitve bastard that I am, asks 'for a number 1 or a number 2?'
Her reply: number 2.

Lovely. I ring her back, then she goes on to tell me the consistency of it and that it 'didnt smell as much as usual'.
Mind you I cant complain, our family discusses our toilet habits over the dinner table each week. I suppose you could go as far as calling it a ritual.
Swizzy89304 Reviewed by Swizzy89304 on . I craped my pants Have you ever craped your pants whilst out with friends or in public? A friend told me a story of how she craped her pants in the Wal~Mart and had to buy all new pants/underwear/socks etc. standing at the check~out in a dress with crap running down her legs! call me sick but I think thats the funniest shit I've ever heard! Rating: 5