I craped my pants

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

Have you ever craped your pants whilst out with friends or in public?
A friend told me a story of how she craped her pants in the Wal~Mart and had to buy all new pants/underwear/socks etc. standing at the check~out in a dress with crap running down her legs!

call me sick but I think thats the funniest shit I've ever heard!

Dr HaZzMatT Esq. Reviewed by Dr HaZzMatT Esq. on 05-05-2006. I craped my pants Have you ever craped your pants whilst out with friends or in public? A friend told me a story of how she craped her pants in the Wal~Mart and had to buy all new pants/underwear/socks etc. standing at the check~out in a dress with crap running down her legs! call me sick but I think thats the funniest shit I've ever heard! Rating: 5

[MaryJaneScott]

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[Its a Plant]

okay, I'm officially calling you "sick but I think thats the funniest shit I've ever heard!"

it's kind of funny, but the fact that it was a girl makes it not so funny.
I like to pretend they don't do that sorta stuff.
On another note, sadly, I would like to hear more of these stories...

[Krogith]

sorry for who was behind her ROFL what would you do some chick shits her dress right in front of you.....:smokin: O that candy looks good.. (Fart-plop) ahhh lets leave........

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

I still have tears in my eyes from her story I think the fact she is a very important lady that works in a law office makes it that much more funny!

[graph]

okay, I'm officially calling you "sick but I think thats the funniest shit I've ever heard!"

it's kind of funny, but the fact that it was a girl makes it not so funny.
I like to pretend they don't do that sorta stuff.
On another note, sadly, I would like to hear more of these stories...

This isn't really the same type of thing, but I've been in a few ladies rooms in my life (for various reasons) and for some reason there has been shit on the walls in more than one. Granted, one of those occasions was in Mexico, but the other times still scare me to this day.

[Swizzy89304]

Never pooed myself, but I remember when I was hunting at the stables and I walked across a HUGE mound of poo. For a second I thought it was fox/badger poo, until I saw the paper that someone used to wipe themselves with a foot away in the bushes. Mustve done it while I was hunting, because it wasnt there when I first got there.
Haha and Hazzmat, you get that pic from the Jesus thread I posted? I swear that Jesus is gonna kick my ass for posting such a tasteless pic. And saying that his disciples were more like '12 Cheech and Chongs'.

[Wesley Pipes]

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strange i dont see anything


lol i do now, but only after quoting

[halo]

Haha one time me and my friend were walking down the street having a farting contest. And then, all of a sudden i tried to fart really really hard, and out comes this sick runny nasty poo. It wasn't alot thought thank god. And when that happened I stopped and said, "Charlie we have to back now."
"Why?"
"Because I sort of just shit my pants"
And then he started laughing obviously...

[eddievanzant]

If you like this thread, check this one out: http://boards.cannabis.com/showthrea...ght=CRAP+PANTS
Graph, if I were you, I'd wait for a girl to come in and demand an answer to why there was crap on the wall. I bet she'd know even though she obviously didn't do it.