Me and a couple friends decided to TP a teachers house, when in the middle of the act he turned his porch lights on; I ran like wind and totaly got clothes lined by a clothes line, lol!

It knocked me on my back in a half seconed HARD, and left a huge whelp across my chest. I could barley breath, and just layed there. My friends ditched me, and I ended up having to clean all the toilet paper out of the trees.

Good times!