i was smoking in wimbledon and this prick waited for me to walk at least 20 meters before shouting out

"can u not do that in public please it offends me"

i stop turn around and say "what?" as he is so far away

he replies " cant u do that....in....well...your bedrom or something!!"

i reply "no u prick because i dont live in wimbledon, im only in this shit-hole for work, "

he shouts back "well it stinks!!"

i shout "you sure u dont want some cheif?"