Late night TV No Joke!

[BloodyRedBarron]

I work 3rd shift and I'm up all night on the weekends and nothing to do but watch TV.
Why is there nothing but Paid Advertisements on Late Night?

I love the whole sales style.
You always have the smart guy and the Dumb Ass Mother Fucker (D.A.M.F.)
One guy knows all about the product and the D.A.M.F doesn't know what the hells going on.
Then the D.A.M.F has to say,"Hey Joe whatcha doin"?

Then Joe says "I'm just frying an egg"

D.A.M.F: Yeah? You putting butter in the pan?

Joe: No I'm not using butter in this pan!

D.A.M.F: Wait a minute! Let me get this straight your frying an egg in a pan and your not using any butter?Won't it stick to the bottom of the pan?

Joe: Not this Pan!

D.A.M.F: Hold on a minute.Let me make sure I got all the information.
Your going to fry an egg in a pan your not going to use butter and its not going to stick?
WELL I GOT TO SEE THIS.

What really annoy's me is this D.A.M.F is supposed to be asking the questions I'll have at home.Like I don't get it how does it work?

The guys a D.A.M.F and you can tell him anything.

Joe: You know what it's a really strong pan I'm going to demonstrate now by smashing you in the face with it.

D.A.M.F: Wait a minute.Your going to take that pan and smash me in the face with it?

Joe: Yeah then I'm going to bend you over that stool and shove it up your ass.

D.A.M.F: Well won't the handle break??

Joe: Not with this pan.

D.A.M.F:So your telling me your going to take that pan ,your going to smash me in the face,your going to bend me over that stool and shove it up my ass and the handle is not going to break off???
THIS I GOT TO SEE!!!!:stoned:

BloodyRedBarron Reviewed by BloodyRedBarron on 05-04-2006. Late night TV No Joke! I work 3rd shift and I'm up all night on the weekends and nothing to do but watch TV. Why is there nothing but Paid Advertisements on Late Night? I love the whole sales style. You always have the smart guy and the Dumb Ass Mother Fucker (D.A.M.F.) One guy knows all about the product and the D.A.M.F doesn't know what the hells going on. Then the D.A.M.F has to say,"Hey Joe whatcha doin"? Then Joe says "I'm just frying an egg" Rating: 5

[LikeARollingStone]

dude that was hilarious...did you write this when you were stoned? you should be a comedian..seriously.

[pixel]

lol it's so true... perfect example: chef tony's knives and the dumb ugly anorexic bitch asking all the questions

[da haze meister]

**BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!!!**

[CBsDankNugs]

that was fucking halarious and its soo true