Dude, I always watch the religious ones. Those are hilarious. They try to convince you that the more money you give them, the more God will love you. Like they're homies with Jesus or something. Some people actually believe that a prayer handkerchief will get them into heaven.

One time the guy was all intense, saying "If I could, I would come into your home right now... And I'd touch you," he pauses a little too long, making it even creepier, "and I'll say 'Lord, blah blah blah!"
It was the funniest thing I've ever seen, that guy wanted to come into my house and TOUCH ME.