Crazy shit always happens to me when I'm baked- story inside

[SensiRide]

OK so this happened a few weeks ago but I was thinking about it today so thought Iâ??d post the story.

The other week, I was over at my friends house. I had some killer weed with me so I rolled a joint for myself (she doesnâ??t smoke) and went out to the landing to smoke it. I made it real strong, stronger than I normally make them.
So Iâ??m puffing away, getting fucked up bad, big deeeep draws. It gets to the point where Iâ??m too stoned and have to stub it out. So I walk slowly back up the stairs, head buzzing, completely baked and pushed the door to the flat open.

It strikes me for a second that something looks different but Iâ??m too wasted to put my finger on what......... I walk into the living room to join my friend, but hold on WHAT THE FUCK! There is a really old man, sitting in a wheelchair, facing the TV - who is this man!!? Iâ??M IN THE WRONG FLAT! Oh my god, my heart skipped a beat.
Here I am, completely mashed out my skull, standing in the living room of some 90 year old disabled pensioner! The man slowly turned round in his seat and started shouting at me! â??HEY! HEY YOU! He had a walking stick and was waving it wildly at me, but Iâ??m too shocked to do anything but stand there staring at him â?? I must have went up 1 floor too many and into the wrong flat! It all happened so quickly!. Anyway, I turn, run and get the fuck outta there quickstyles. I bolted down the stairs, almost tripping over myself, back into my friends flat, huffing and puffing â?? eyes wide open. Sheâ??s like â??What the fuck happened to you? Why are you out of breath!â??

I was still in shock at this point from the whole nasty experience but managed to tell her Iâ??d got really baked and walked into the wrong flat.

Anyway, the next day she said she saw an ambulance outside the flat; I hope to god the poor man never had a heart attack with some random 21 year old stoner chick waltzing into his living room!
What the hell was he doing leaving the door open anyway! You need to watch out for people like me lol
Anyway, its funny now, just thought Iâ??d share it with you all

SensiRide Reviewed by SensiRide on 05-04-2006. Crazy shit always happens to me when I'm baked- story inside :D OK so this happened a few weeks ago but I was thinking about it today so thought Iâ??d post the story. The other week, I was over at my friends house. I had some killer weed with me so I rolled a joint for myself (she doesnâ??t smoke) and went out to the landing to smoke it. I made it real strong, stronger than I normally make them. So Iâ??m puffing away, getting fucked up bad, big deeeep draws. It gets to the point where Iâ??m too stoned and have to stub it out. So I walk slowly back Rating: 5

[killacamfarillafam]

Hahahha, people do that all the time in dorm/apartments here. We'd be chilling watching TV and this random dude would walk in - "Oh sorry...". I've done it too, one time I walked into a girl's apartment - I was like .... uhhh I'd rather be in this dorm.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

That's crazy!

[cannabis campbell]

Lmfao well he shouldn't of left his door open (he probably thought that you broke into his flat or something lmao)

But then again you shouldn't be smoking weed should you?, No, tut tut (lol jk)

[geonagual]

Well, at least you got out of there 'quickstyles". ROTFL. Nice story

[Reefer Rogue]

Lol, funny story :dance:

[paperlunatic]

haha, that sounds like some shit i would do. i walked down stairs(baked) and forgot my dad was down there... so i started singing and dancing like an idiot, and he was right next to me.. it was quite embrassing.
lmao "quickstyles"

[activedenial]

You might have killed the old man. He probably was thinking the rest of the night that there was going to be a home invasion, lol.

[Big Calhoun]

LOL, I've done that before. I was stoned out of my gourd and a little drunk. A friend of mine and I went back to the dorm after a party on campus. He got lucky and went to a chicks room and I started heading back to our room. So I get to the door and my key won't fit. FUCK! I'm so fucked up that I can't open the door!! So I start knocking and calling for one of our suitemates to come open the door, but nobody is coming. So after like 5 minutes, I finally hear locks being undone. Finally! All of a sudden the door swings open and there's this female student in her nighty with a big ass flashlight in her hand talking about, "Can I help you?". Oh shit, I've been trying to get into the wrong room. So I apologize, and maybe it was the liquor, but I asked her what she was up to and if she wanted any company. Well, she slammed the door in my face and I walked across the hall to my real room. Funny shit.

[Wesley Pipes]

OK so this happened a few weeks ago but I was thinking about it today so thought Iâ??d post the story.

The other week, I was over at my friends house. I had some killer weed with me so I rolled a joint for myself (she doesnâ??t smoke) and went out to the landing to smoke it. I made it real strong, stronger than I normally make them.
So Iâ??m puffing away, getting fucked up bad, big deeeep draws. It gets to the point where Iâ??m too stoned and have to stub it out. So I walk slowly back up the stairs, head buzzing, completely baked and pushed the door to the flat open.

It strikes me for a second that something looks different but Iâ??m too wasted to put my finger on what......... I walk into the living room to join my friend, but hold on WHAT THE FUCK! There is a really old man, sitting in a wheelchair, facing the TV - who is this man!!? Iâ??M IN THE WRONG FLAT! Oh my god, my heart skipped a beat.
Here I am, completely mashed out my skull, standing in the living room of some 90 year old disabled pensioner! The man slowly turned round in his seat and started shouting at me! â??HEY! HEY YOU! He had a walking stick and was waving it wildly at me, but Iâ??m too shocked to do anything but stand there staring at him â?? I must have went up 1 floor too many and into the wrong flat! It all happened so quickly!. Anyway, I turn, run and get the fuck outta there quickstyles. I bolted down the stairs, almost tripping over myself, back into my friends flat, huffing and puffing â?? eyes wide open. Sheâ??s like â??What the fuck happened to you? Why are you out of breath!â??

I was still in shock at this point from the whole nasty experience but managed to tell her Iâ??d got really baked and walked into the wrong flat.

Anyway, the next day she said she saw an ambulance outside the flat; I hope to god the poor man never had a heart attack with some random 21 year old stoner chick waltzing into his living room!
What the hell was he doing leaving the door open anyway! You need to watch out for people like me lol
Anyway, its funny now, just thought Iâ??d share it with you all

LMFAO!!!!

i done similar stuff lol, like when i was in school, stoned and walked into the wrong classroom, sat down and paused for a sec as everybody around me wondered who the fuck i was, then i kinda realised "shit, wrong room" lol

and when i was FUCKED on new years eve with alchohol and hash brownies (mmmmmmm tasted so good) and walked into the ladies toilets in the bar i was in... luckily everybody was too drunk to notice lol.... then i blacked out and collapsed on my way back from the toilet lol