Crazy shit always happens to me when I'm baked- story inside

[Ripper]

Those two storys are belters thanks for the laugh

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[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

OK so this happened a few weeks ago but I was thinking about it today so thought Iâ??d post the story.

The other week, I was over at my friends house. I had some killer weed with me so I rolled a joint for myself (she doesnâ??t smoke) and went out to the landing to smoke it. I made it real strong, stronger than I normally make them.
So Iâ??m puffing away, getting fucked up bad, big deeeep draws. It gets to the point where Iâ??m too stoned and have to stub it out. So I walk slowly back up the stairs, head buzzing, completely baked and pushed the door to the flat open.

It strikes me for a second that something looks different but Iâ??m too wasted to put my finger on what......... I walk into the living room to join my friend, but hold on WHAT THE FUCK! There is a really old man, sitting in a wheelchair, facing the TV - who is this man!!? Iâ??M IN THE WRONG FLAT! Oh my god, my heart skipped a beat.
Here I am, completely mashed out my skull, standing in the living room of some 90 year old disabled pensioner! The man slowly turned round in his seat and started shouting at me! â??HEY! HEY YOU! He had a walking stick and was waving it wildly at me, but Iâ??m too shocked to do anything but stand there staring at him â?? I must have went up 1 floor too many and into the wrong flat! It all happened so quickly!. Anyway, I turn, run and get the fuck outta there quickstyles. I bolted down the stairs, almost tripping over myself, back into my friends flat, huffing and puffing â?? eyes wide open. Sheâ??s like â??What the fuck happened to you? Why are you out of breath!â??

I was still in shock at this point from the whole nasty experience but managed to tell her Iâ??d got really baked and walked into the wrong flat.

Anyway, the next day she said she saw an ambulance outside the flat; I hope to god the poor man never had a heart attack with some random 21 year old stoner chick waltzing into his living room!
What the hell was he doing leaving the door open anyway! You need to watch out for people like me lol
Anyway, its funny now, just thought Iâ??d share it with you all

LMAO. "Stoner kills old man". lol. So stoned you did'nt even realise your in a completly different flat room, you just say "hmmm, something seems diffrent", until you notice the old man, ROFL. You must of been baked off your arse hehe

[GhostFace2K]

HAHA i did the same thing the other day in my dorm... i live on the third floor and i take the stairs, but for some reason whenever i'm high i always miscount how many floors i just walked... so i'm walking to the corner room of the floor where my room is, and i'm walking by all kinds of new windows and i'm like "hmmm, that's nice, they decided to put more windows in our lounge" and i didn't even think about how impossible it would be to add a window in a dormitory during the hour i was gone... so i walk to the door and i see a note written in pink girl handwriting, and a whole bunch of girly pictures all over the door and i was like "wtf, why would anybody put this shit on our door?" and i walk in and these two chicks are just looking at me like i'm out of my mind, i didn't know what to say and the first thing that came out of my mouth was "ummm, is Walt here?" (Walt is my roomate) and they're just like "umm no" and they just stared at eachother like i was nuts. Then for about 5 seconds it was the most awkward silence in the world, and then i'm just like "sorry" and i bounced

[LIP]

lmao, id love for you to walk into my flat... not that i have one, but into my house... lol, id turn round and laugh.. cos id be as stoned as you LOL!11111

[Skink]

Reminds me of the time I went to the bathroom in school... I wiped then washed my hands,as I was washing I look at the wall and there was a kotex machine there...LOLz...

[Big Calhoun]

Reminds me of the time I went to the bathroom in school... I wiped then washed my hands,as I was washing I look at the wall and there was a kotex machine there...LOLz...

Did that once too...never occurred to me there were no friggin urinals. DUH!! :rasta:

[SensiRide]

LMAO. "Stoner kills old man". lol. So stoned you did'nt even realise your in a completly different flat room, you just say "hmmm, something seems diffrent", until you notice the old man, ROFL. You must of been baked off your arse hehe

Honestly, I was so wasted. The flat layout was the exact same but I just knew something was different! I cant believe I walked right into his living room, poor guy was sitting immobilised, like 2 feet away from me.
I wanted to go back and apologise but that might have finished his heart off, poor soul.