Quote Originally Posted by friendowl
when i was a teen
some real estate agents
came to my block to see
a house.
i started sweet talking the woman
her male partner was annoyed but
i was persistent.i made her laugh
she ended up coming back to see me
i made her blaze and made her drink
she said no at first but she drank up
i ended up sleeping with her
she was professional had a nice car
i was a hoodlum with good weed
after she stopped being sweaty and sobered up
she felt bad and left
said that it was wrong she's married
then she came back a week later and took me out for ?
damn, teach me to do that.

Nothing really sticks out in my mind, but being high at disneyland was really fucking fun.