does he drive?
if so
buy some heavy duty firecrackers
m80s or m100s blockbusters the works
and place them in the crevasses and around his car
plant one in the exhaust pipe
under the door handles
on the windows
under the wipers
under the hood if u can
near the license plate
under the wheels
in the hubcaps

if u can slim jim the door
go inside the car
and fuckin destroy it
bash out all the windows
cut up the steering wheel
pull out the shifter, pedals, instrument panel
cut up the seats
and last, but not least,
steal his fucking stereo
da haze meister Reviewed by da haze meister on . Its going down... I found out today after months of not knowing who broke into my house....this 5'9 mother fucking prep bitch is gonna fuckin pistol whipped....swear to god..i know when his parents go to work and when he goes to school im gonna break in smash holes in the walls and trash th whole fuckin house and take everything in value..thats part 1 part 2 is me waiting in the bathroom for him to come in a take a leak smash his face into the wall and wail on hiis fucking head kick him when his down put my Rating: 5