does he drive?
if so
buy some heavy duty firecrackers
m80s or m100s blockbusters the works
and place them in the crevasses and around his car
plant one in the exhaust pipe
under the door handles
on the windows
under the wipers
under the hood if u can
near the license plate
under the wheels
in the hubcaps

if u can slim jim the door
go inside the car
and fuckin destroy it
bash out all the windows
cut up the steering wheel
pull out the shifter, pedals, instrument panel
cut up the seats
and last, but not least,
steal his fucking stereo