"beat his ass"

what would your mama say when you later wind up in the hospital or with a lengthy prison term?

"Well, son....I hope you are gay?"

"Even though your gonna die soon I still think it was worth it to spend ten hours in labor and $200,000 to raise you?"

DUMBASSES- HAVE A HEART AND GIVE SOME GOOD ADVICE LIKE BRING YOUR OWN SCALE