I'm going to text him that, it'll be a laugh.

My daddy is dead. Fuck off. <3

As for the boy after the ex thing, some girls are just vulnerable I guess. It happens, there's always that "inbetween" boyfriend or boything..the one that you have after a serious relation breakup and before another serious relationship. That's not the situation here though.

Thanks for not being total assholes and for the meaningful advice, I appreciate it as I cannot bring this up with any close friends.