Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living
room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a
vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids
from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my
beer.

BITCH...
cactusman23 Reviewed by cactusman23 on . Funny stuff I thought this was funny! THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the Rating: 5