...A couple of grams of cannibus club purchased Super Purple Urkle out of a volcano. It got me completely retarded. I fell asleep sitting on the floor and I have a very high tolerance.

Another time I smoked about 5 personal bowls out of a four foot glass bong and then took several gravity hits from a 2 liter. It was pretty good (no name) bud. All of a sudden I was playing halo and I was just spinning around in the air. It was also the only time that I refused to drive because I was too stoned. I never get too stoned, so its fun when you can get absolutely retarded.