As of 6/16/2006 4:00:34 PM EDT
You are 34 years old.
You are 410 months old.
You are 1,782 weeks old.
You are 12,475 days old.
You are 299,416 hours old.
You are 17,964,960 minutes old.
You are 1,077,897,634 seconds old.

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.8825831702544 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

There are 308 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 35 candles.

Those 35 candles produce 35 BTUs,
or 8,820 calories of heat (that's only 8.8200 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.00 US ounces of water with that many candles. :dance:

STRANGE. . . . AND. . . . WELL... TRUE. . . . :stoned:
Nice find BeachDude. . . . :thumbsup: