This thread reminded me of one time when I was in highschool, I decided to cut my afternoon classes. So I'm walking home and I break out a dime and start packing a pipe. I round the corner of the main road that went to my street and all of a sudden I hear, "Chris, what the fuck do you think you're doing". Man, I looked back and it was my stepdad!!! The fucker decided to come home for lunch.

The worst of it came as he's taking me back to school and I'm hiding the pipe in my hand. He asks me which class I had and we go to the classroom. He basically announces to everyone that he just caught me skipping and brought me back to which the teacher says take him to the principals office. So we went down there and I caught 3 days of in-school suspension. Twas the last time I skipped classes.