Like LIP...

I click my neck a lot. And my hands. And my knee. And my toes. And my ankle.
Ive been biting my nails constantly since I was in year 6 - I would now be in year 14/15.
I have to put the fan on in my room to fall asleep, even if its in the middle of winter. I can only sleep when Im freezing cold.
I have a pile of old High Times and FHM magazines next to the loo, as reading material for when I have a dump.
I never fail to have a ciggy when Im dropping a log. If I have weed, Ill get stoned and poo at the same time.
Weed acts as a laxative on me.
Weed makes me incredibly horny.
Im always incredibly horny, just more so when Im stoned or drunk.
I havent eaten a single item of fruit in more than a year.
Ive probably only got an eighth dry on my plant at the moment, but already I wanna pick it off and smoke it. Its so damn hard waiting... only another month to go...
Im one of those weirdos that actually wants to make my girlfriend squirt in my mouth.