smoking weed is fun to do
i bet one day youā??ll do it too
a bong a blunt maybe even a joint
they all get you high, get my point
so with one single puff,as you take it all in
this is where the fun begins
i may be as high,as high as the sun
but who gives a fuck its not hurtting no one
some say its bad, like all other drugs
but youā??ll say fuck it once you look at these buds
with these few last words i tell you my friend
light that blunt up and let the fun begin

A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I donā??t sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that heā??ll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told you I donā??t sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "Iā??m not going to tell you again, I donā??t sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell Iā??m a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because thatā??s a microwave

Seeya

SweetRed