im sat ere stoned as fuk,
its just my fukin luk,
lost my fukin bong,
its bin so fukin long,
since i tasted that lovly taste,
quick im in a fukin haste,
to get some more of that shit,
go get a fukin hit,
go get some of mi mate,
the one i realy hate,
he smokes all mi gud stuff,
i go off in a huff,
try get some more 2nite,
turn off mi bedroom light,
sit there in the dark,
its all a fukin lark,
so hears my last few words,
u no it really hurts,
not 2 b stoned,
sta there all alone,
FUK RYMIN ANYMORE AM OFF 2 GO SCORE!!!
dog420 Reviewed by dog420 on . Funniest pot jokes ever hey im starting this thread cuz i just read a great pot joke, thought i should share, feel free to share your's as well. A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past. The little lizard looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few puffs. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get Rating: 5