Alternative life.

[king kong bong]

I always think about shit i would do if i didnt give a fuck....about anything and stuff i wont do know cause im a pussy like that....heres a short list.


1. drug smuggler- money-money-money what else do you need.
2. assaisan- the thought of having the power of taking someones life is interesting to me.
3. gangster- ever since i was a kid i wanted to be a gangster.
4. porn star- smashing chicks all day you say?...i dont think ill be calling in sick anytime soon.
5. Revoultionary- starting a revoultion.

well to be an assassin you have to learn how to spell it first.

3.gangster - ok henry hill
4. porn star - im actually considering this
5. revolutionary - this i am really considering

[CocaCola]

hmm.... alternative life if i didnt give a fuck? I dont think id want to ever be any of the things you mentioned... Id rather just do want im doing right now, being extremely lost in life and fucking up over and over again

Hahaha

[ChronicMike]

well to be an assassin you have to learn how to spell it first.

3.gangster - ok henry hill
4. porn star - im actually considering this
5. revolutionary - this i am really considering

bazingggggggggggggg!!!! you got me spelling master.....im sorry please take it easy on me.....i dont give a fuck about spelling....

[bedake]

arnt revolutionarys supposed to have a cause?

[WaKeNvAp]

i thought twice, and i would be a Hassassin. Hash is my reward for being good at my job? FU** YEAH!!

[CocaCola]

arnt revolutionarys supposed to have a cause?

Yeah, but they don't know it until it's calling them... and even then they can only pursue the means.

[1234abcd]

BUD ON~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flamingskullballs]

a revolutionary isnt a revolutionary until later on, usually when they are dead....one of us could be famous for something we did, and we wouldnt even know it

[CocaCola]

Exactly what I was trying to say. But it came out stupid...

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

What type of gangster? Bloods and crips in da hizzy for shizzay, bussa cap! type shit, or the Italian-American, So I made him an offer he couldn't refuse, on this.....the day of my daughters wedding, type shit.

All ure jobs are too hectic and require to much dedication, I'd like to giv em all a shot for like a few hours, the porn star would be surreal as fuck, tossing myself off while sum1 gives me directions, and about 20 other people are standing round checking sound and all that shit, then I'd curl one off on her face, naturally, and then be fluffed ready for the next film, haha, can't have a hooker, but stick a camera in front of it, and its all good. I just don't like jobs, too much pressure, fuck a drug smuggler, if u was gonna be the smuggler and thats it, the monies not worth the risk, and if u was the dealer/smuggler, well, I'd be insane with paranoia, I got chattin to quite a big drug dealer when I was in a bar once, and if he was lying he really went balls out on the story lol, he sez he has to change his fuckin address every 6 months, cuz the police are after him, as are various other drug dealers/ppl, he can only go out at night and deals with NOTHING but figures, u can have all the fuckin mansions in the world for that shit thanx Revolutionaries, never really change much, but lay the groundwork for future generations to execute a change in that general direction, and I like to reep what I sow, and I aint gonna reep anythin when I'm dead. Assasin would be pretty cool, u'd get paid a lot of money, but u'd have a lot of risk depending on who u were hired to kill. Plus I would have a little bit of a problem with killing sum guy/girl so sum1 could cash in on life insurance, but as long as you had the attitude of lying to ureself 'I'm just doing my job' (Yeeees that ole chestnut) and really buying in to that illusion, or you plain just don't give a fuck, then I think u'd be safe as houses :thumbsup:

Is a lazy bastard a profession? Trying to squirm ure way out of every possible cul-de-sac of responsibility so you could have a kip sumwhere underneath a tree, smoke a spliff and go for a swim, that sounds about as much a mission as any, in a world full of drug dealers, assassins, revolutionaries, pornstars and gangsters, of both colours and creed, and there's me, in the background, underneath a tree, with a cracked smile bellowing smoke from ear to ear, oblivious to everything, flying softly under the radar Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......................I miss the beach