Wake up Gumby. Bush can do whatever he wants because he's fighting terrorism and making the country safe for you and me. You better get used to it and start appreciating it. Or get out of this country!!

A future headline:

"George Bush Needs To Relax In Order To Fight Terrorism

Visitors on a tour of the White House were surprised when they walked into the oval office and were greeted by the sight of President Bush wearing a clown wig and sodomizing a 10 year old muslim boy. When questioned, President Bush responded by saying "uh, uh, just a minute, oh, oh.....ahh. I'm the President so it's ok" and that sodmizing young Muslim boys helps him relax and focus on the task of fighting terrorism. All but one of he obvioulsy patriotic visitors naturally accepted the Presidents explanation. The one dissenting opinion was arrested for being a traitor"