id like an invite to your next party mate

and i want a random chick to sit on my lap and call me her boyfriend or her daddy or watever

a gift has practically fallen into your lap,why are you even thinkin wether to be wit her or not??you dont want to upset the gods by turning down their beautiful bounty of pussy

if u dont really like the girl then at least just stay with her and bang her while you work your game on the other chick with the boyfriend....

everyone knows that chicks like blokes that are already in a relationship,no chick wants a guy that no other chick wants...

listen to me man,id never steer you in the wrong direction